Holidays - FAAAAARRRRKKKK YEAH!!

I am sitting at my desk this morning BURIED in work.

Why is it, that as soon as you are going on annual leave, some sneaky fuck must send a bulk email around to your whole office and ALL your clients to say, " Call / Email Bonnie this morning with your queries, problems, gripes and fucking nonsense bullshit, because she wont be here tomorrow".

I have had every pest in Sydney call me today and want to know something, or want me to do something for them. FUCK OFF, I HAVE ENOUGH TO DO.

I have now switched my office line phone to Do Not Disturb and am currently cowering in the corner of my office, hoping no-one sees me, whilst trying to finish off the stuff that actually does matter.

I will feel sooooo much better at 4.30pm, if somethings not done, not my problem anymore! Woo hoo!!!!!!!

Fuck off work and I'll catch up with you after Easter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still Hungover

Its Monday night and I am still feeling the effects of Saturday night. Or Sunday morning, whichever way you choose to look at it.

My girl Lee just got back from Canada after spending 10 months living it up o/s, so we celebrated her return to Oz in true bogan style. At the pub.

Had a fantastic night and my god, those jagermeister shots? Fucking lethal.

Most memorable conversation was at about 3.30am..... re: threesomes. All 4 of us agreed that we would have one if it were 2 girls 1 bloke. Mind you, one of us at the table WAS a bloke. So his answer wasn't all that suprising.

So got me thinking about the 3 in the bed issue again. I havent ever done it. But have wanted to for a while, and I am not sure exactly what is holding me back. I am not a jealous person so I'm pretty sure seeing my boy with another chick is not going to be a big problem. Maybe its how I am going to feel about it after? Or how the boy is going to feel? Its the not knowing how we are feel that I think I am bothered by.

Should it be someone I know or someone I dont? My personal opinion is that I do NOT want to know the person. But on the same hand I don't want to have sex with some random female I know nothing about.

Anyone done it and want to share?

Coming out of the closet

I'm out!

Well my face is now anyways.

I thought about it and I dont really need to be soooo anonymous. Yay, I feel like me now!

I still havent really told many ppl I blog, and the ones I have told I dont think they're overly interested. In other words they aren't internet dorks like me! They actually have lives apparently, or so they tell me anyway.

So now I feel comfortable being myself there will be more photos up on here for you peeps to check out (later - one thing at a time!)

Bye!

I almost orgasmed...

When I found my taps for my new bathroom! I love love love love love them!

Not shown is the bath spout and shower head. I couldnt freakin be happier!!

Now just have to chose all the accessories and I am DONE! Then comes the hard part - living in a construction site for 10 days. That part'll be fun.

Head Spinning

I am so friggin confused right now.

We are about to start renovating our bathroom at home and it is the first BIG reno that we have done. I thought it would be pretty easy. I know what I like and we are lucky enough to be able to afford to spend a bit on it. So far we've got tiles, vanity, cupboard and mirror - all of which were picked within 10 mins of walking into store. But I cannot for the life of me decide on taps. I have a mountain of brochures, have trawled thru every website I can find and so far pretty much have found sweet fuck all. And the ones that I do actually like have some kind of problem like - there is not a matching vanity mixer tap (cause the bloody vanity has to have a mixer- something I should have thought of before ordering it!) or the shower head isn't right.

Thank god my contractor is patient with me. He's been to our house 4 times because I keep changing the layout and I was supposed to have finished ordering everything last week to make sure everything comes in so they can start work first week of April. Whoops. Still have to find taps, bath, drains, towel rails, toilet, downlights, and all those little bit and pieces like soap dishes.

Help me Jebus before my Man & my plumber kill me! Or I go insane. Whichever comes first.