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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Wednesday Morning Funny

My fiance and I were on the lounge the other night watching telly and an ad for (I cant remember the exact brand) panty liners comes on with a woman who has been out all day and night clubbing and dancing (you know the type!) and says something about keeping your knickers "fresh" for 16 hours while on the go.

He couldn't understand why in 16 hours your knickers wouldn't be fresh?! And proceeded to ask me how many times I / and or women in general change knickers every day??

I looked at him kinda weird and said Oh, you know, depends if you have discharge and how much, thats why you use panty liners...

He looked at me horrified and exclaimed "What....? Do vaginas leak during the day???????"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

8 comments:

Andy said...

See, this is why I've just stopped asking these questions. There are some things we men just don't NEED to know.

Bonnie said...

Thats exactly what he said!! I was going to offer more information on the goings on downstairs with the ladies, when he stopped me.

spew-it-all said...

It might be because having sex with the light off so didn't get to see properly

Bonnie said...

Spew - hmm, we are more lights on kinda people.

But another funny was when I had to explain that there are 3 entry/exits down there. He thought that pee came out of... well you know.

Suprising how many guys actually think this...

Memphis Steve said...

We never had much vagina education in school other than what we could get underneath the bleachers or in the backseat of a car. There are things a man doesn't learn until after marriage, when he can't get away. :)

I have decided to create a vibrating tampon. I'm wanting to conduct a poll to ask how many women would buy this. What do you think?

Bonnie said...

Memphis - Interesting idea. But having something shaking up there when its supposed to be collecting might not work so well iykwim....

( . )( . ) said...

I dont know if I like the idea of a vibrating tampon.... hmmmm.....

Men are completely clueless. What do they think happens if we get horny during the day as well? Thats a shocker that gets me all the time!

TMI for first comment on your blog? I hope notttt!

Bonnie said...

(.)(.) - No, not TMI! Men are funny creatures though, the stuff my fiance comes out with sometimes is hilarious. I swear if he was a woman he would be the dirtiest slut ever to have walked the earth. Lol.