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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Toilet Talk

I am fortunate enough to work in a small office with only 2 other girls, but I am unfortunate in the fact that we dont have our own ladies loo in our actual office, we have a shared bathroom on our floor. Which you wouldnt think would be too bad, as the cleaners go through 3 times a week and there is a plentiful supply of loo paper, hand towels and soaps etc. What is a problem is the absolute filth that is our bathroom everyday. Put it this way, we have a bit of a multi-cultural floor in our building and in one particular culture it is commonplace not to sit on the toilet, but to stand on the seat and squat over it. I kid you not. Now, its not my place to judge what you do in the privacy of your own stall but judging from the look of the toilet seat and floor, these peeps dont have great aim. It all seems like a bit of a hassle really, if you think about it. They probably need to take their shoes off (not sure about this- but heels would be a bit of a balancing act) and most likely take their completely pants off? But really, if you make a mess in there - Clean it up! Cause I sure as hell dont want to wipe up your piss.

The other thing I have a problem with is the lack of hygiene. I am sitting in a stall, doing my business and someone else has finishes theirs and just walks out the bathroom door. No hand washing. I dont want to touch the bathroom after that! Filthy fuckers.

Its not a public toilet (although it is sometimes worse than one). I know who you are. There are not that many women on our floor. Have some common decency.

God I wish we had our own loos!

4 comments:

spew-it-all said...

It's annoying to deal with filthy toilet but maybe feeling disgusted is the reason for those who squat over it.
Have you tried to put sign inside the bathroom?

Bonnie said...

Yeah, Put a sign up and all was good for about 4 weeks then went back to normal. I think I might change the sign to say "Clean up after yourselves you filthy bitches and stop pissing on the floor and the seat!" Although the girls and I were talking - if you were going to squat over the loo - wouldnt it be easier to lift the seat up like a bloke? Hmmmm, something to ponder....

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